Someone come with me to get a p Terry’s chicken burger this afternoon. K thanks.

i was about to go take a bath and continue reading It, when my mother reminded me about running my flimsy mile. 

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heckacute:

Don’t get upset if somebody says that you’re ugly. They’re either telling the truth and there is nothing wrong with that, or they’re lying so it doesn’t matter. 

Andy told me yesterday that I looked like a man in my new id pic.

There’s always a bird around.

There’s always a bird around.

A lady just gave me a French fry.

i forgot that the wwhooole reason why people have mac laptops is to take selfies on Photo Booth. right?